I think we made a mistake.
I'm gonna give you a dollar for what's left of that jacket.
You're gonna be spending next year's tuition on dental work.
(ALL SCREAMING)
This guy is kelly green. This guy is bigger than a semi!
He was the only one that wasn't there when that bust came down.
Waste him.
Johnny convinced my brothers
that I finked on him. So, now the club's after me.
That's them!
Look out!
NARRATOR: Dr. David Banner, physician, scientist.
Searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have.
Then, an accidental overdose of gamma radiation alters his body chemistry.
And now, when David Banner grows angry or outraged,
a startling metamorphosis occurs.
(ROARS)
The creature is driven by rage
and pursued by an investigative reporter.
Mr. McGee, don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
The creature is wanted for a murder he didn't commit.
David Banner is believed to be dead.
And he must let the world think that he is dead
until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.
(ROARS)
DOC: Ain't they sweet?
Look at these babies, Johnny. Check 'em out.
That's real nice, Doc.
Twelve grand profit. I guess that's real nice.
Hand me a clip.
You got it.
We should hang on to a couple of these.
Make it much easier.
Perhaps.
(MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING)
SENTRY: Man, there's feds all over the place.
Get going.
MAN 1: Get out of here. MAN 2: I know, man.
Move it!
(SIRENS APPROACHING)
COP 1 ON P. A: Police!
Hold it right there!
You men! Halt!
COP 2: Federal officers! Halt!
(SIRENS BLARING)
Hey, pilgrim.
Picking flowers or you hitchhiking?
I... I'm hitchhiking.
Yeah, well, get on!
Uh...
You, uh, you don't wear your helmet?
No, no helmet law in this state.
You mind if I wear it?
No, not at all. No law against wearing it either.
You want some glasses?
Got some glasses for you here. Protect your eyes from bugs and stuff.
Oh, thank you.
No problem.
All right?
DAVID: Yeah.
My name's Carl.
Uh, David!
David? Please to meet you. Yeah. The road!
The road? Yeah, the road's all right.
CARL: Whereabouts are you from?
DAVID: Pismo.
You ever been on a chopper before?
No.
It's pretty nice.
CARL: You can see everything from a bike.
(TRUCK HORN HONKING)
(CARL GROANING)
(CARL CONTINUES GROANING)
Hey...
Take it easy on that arm, it might be broken.
What are you? A doctor or something?
No, but I think you ought to see one.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Man, there's only two kinds of bikers,
those who have crashed and those who are gonna crash.
Hey, I never tried riding with a busted wing before.
Hey, wait a minute. You can't do that!
You don't see anybody out here making house calls, do you?
You got any better ideas?
Yeah, I'll drive.
(LAUGHING)
(GROANS)
How do you feel about my driving now?
All right. Maybe you better try it.
Come on, let's go.
(CARL GRUNTING)
Okay, clutch is on your left.
Gas on the right. You got a brake up there, you got a brake down there.
Where? Gear's down there on the left.
One down and three up.
Yeah, where's the clutch?
Clutch is on your left.
Oh, man.
All right. Start her up.
Start her? Yeah.
Start her.
(ENGINE RUNNING)
Okay.
How do I shift again?
Down there, the lever. The first lever right there. You see it?
Yeah. All right, one down.
Up one for neutral, and three up to the top, all right?
One down, up one for neutral, three up. Right, okay.
Okay, let it rip.
(ENGINE RUNNING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
CARL: Steady. Not so much gas.
Oh, shift, shift, shift!
Get out of first gear. Come on.
CARL: Hey, hold up. There's a clinic.
Man, if you had any bread, I'd charge you for lessons.
(ENGINE RUNNING)
I got it. I got it.
(SIGHING)
Lessons, huh? Uh-huh.
CARL: Hope Dr. Kildare's in.
Take a seat. I'll get to you whenever I can.
It's gonna be all right. Come back in a couple of weeks. Okay?
Uh...
Excuse me, Doctor. We have been waiting for over two hours.
Well, if you're in a hurry, why don't you go to County General in Geyserville.
As a matter of fact, I'd prefer it.
It happens to be over 30 miles away, and this man needs treatment.
Oh, treatment. Of course. Especially painkillers, right?
You're wrong.
Look, your kind have been coming in here for a long time
with the same sob story.
It all adds up to the fact that you want a prescription for dope.
You can tell all that across a room?
Contrary to popular belief, I learned you can judge a book by its cover.
I always thought that doctors were taught not to assume anything,
but only to go by facts.
An observation is a fact.
Well, may I tell you then, how much I admire your powers of observation, Doctor,
and how much I admire your ability at this distance
to know that that man does not have a broken arm?
Without your even examining him
or taking X-rays?
Now, would you please check him out?
(SIGHING)
All right. Let's get him in.
Hey, man, that's a great number you ran on that dude in there.
I would've just thumped on his head.
Well, sometimes there are other ways of doing things, huh?
Okay.
Tie that over here.
You never told me whereabouts up north you're going, man.
Neither did you.
(CHUCKLING)
You're a weird dude, man. You ask more questions than you answer, don't you?
Well, there really isn't that much to know.
I'm just traveling around like you.
No. Not like me, man. See, I come from somewhere and I got a place to go to.
You know, like my family. The club.
You see this patch here, man?
That means I got somebody to ride with, see?
Somebody to stick up for me.
To back me up. See, we're all brothers, man.
Well, how come you're by yourself then?
I don't like to talk about family troubles outside of the family.
I guess heavy things were coming down,
and I don't know if I want to be a part of that anymore.
So you quit?
Trial separation, I guess.
See, I got some friends up north. You know, bikers, ex-clubbers.
Well, they got a real sweet thing happening up there.
They got a nice big farm up there.
And they've been asking me to come down for a long time to visit, you know.
I don't know, stay or something. I don't know.
(CHUCKLING)
I don't know, somehow I have a hard time seeing you behind a plow.
(CHUCKLING) Why, man?
I'm an old farm boy, man. There's nothing I like better then good soil, good seed,
lots of water.
Hmm...
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Sorry I said that.
(LAUGHING)
Yeah.
MAN: How do you figure the cops found out?
We know it was a setup. We all know who did it.
Nobody here, Johnny.
You've got that right.
The one brother who ain't been around for a couple of days.
Good old righteous Carl Rivers.
DOC: Hey, look, man. Carl helped found this club.
Yeah, and he was the first one to start whining and puking when I made president.
Up until then this club was like a bunch of daisies.
Now, we're getting the respect of all the big clubs in the country.
He was the only one that wasn't there when that bust came down.
Uh-huh.
He turned us in for the bounty.
His retirement benefits.
He knocked out just before the feds moved in.
What're we gonna do about it?
Talking about burning his colors?
No, Doc.
We know where he's headed. We're gonna catch up to him and waste him.
Right?
Right!
Okay, we have $3.46 left.
That's great. If we don't eat, we can travel 200 more miles, huh?
Do our stomachs have any say in this?
Come to think of it,
mine's been talking real loud about a 10-pound piece of steak.
(CHUCKLING)
Uh-huh. Carl, there's only one legal way to avoid starvation.
Right. Get a job. Mmm-hmm, that's it. That's the way.
Hey, who's gonna hire somebody with a gimp, huh?
(CHUCKLES)
Well, I'll declare you as a dependant.
Excuse me.
Look out, road.
You got the gas turned back on? Okay.
(CARL LAUGHING)
Hey, you're not doing too bad, you know?
I'm sorry, mister. We got all the help we need here.
I guess I just forgot to take the sign down.
Uh-huh, I see.
Well, are there any other places in town that are hiring?
I can't say.
Most of the businessman around here are
pretty particular about who they hire.
Particular?
Well, thank you very much for your time.
They're, uh...
Particular in town about who they hire.
Welcome to a new minority, pilgrim.
(SIGHING) You know, sometimes...
So now what?
I don't know.
Let's get out of here.
Only choice.
(SIGHING)
Hey, we're looking for this guy, his mother is dying.
We gotta find him, it's really important.
He'd be wearing colors like this.
Seems like our brother got himself an accident. He's sporting a cast.
And he's letting some citizen jockey his scooter around for him.
(ENGINES STARTING)
CARL: Hey, let's stop here and get some coffee.
Think we'll be able to afford coffee?
I was thinking more of tea.
Tea? Mmm-hmm, tea.
See, you order a cup of tea
and a cup of hot water and use the bag twice.
Hey.
That's smart thinking.
I humbly agree.
Hey, wait a minute. What am I talking about? Tea?
I start hanging around a citizen, and pretty soon I'm a little old lady, huh?
(IMITATING OLD BRITISH LADY) One lump or two?
(IMITATING OLD LADY) After you, my dear.
(LAUGHING)
(CROWD CHATTERING)
That's it. Last game.
Oh...
(CHUCKLING) Poor baby.
(LAUGHING)
BOB: Okay, come on, somebody rack them up.
Next victim, please.
Oh, no!
BOB: Darwin's theory has come back to haunt us.
You think we evolved from that?
(LAUGHING)
I've always had a thing for apes.
They can climb trees, but can they chew gum at the same time?
I think we made a mistake.
Shine it on. They're just college jerks with jumpy hormones.
I sure like what you rode in on.
Thanks. You're right. It was a mistake.
You know, when I started college, I promised Daddy I wouldn't smoke,
drink, fool around or ride on a motorcycle.
I've still never ridden a motorcycle.
See, I don't do much riding nowadays.
Well, how about you?
I don't...
Hey, lady. Pack it in, will you?
See, we give you a ride, and I'm gonna have to mess it up
with the Country Club Kid over there.
And I don't feel like getting into light work. You know what I mean, jelly bean?
Hey.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Either of you two gentlemen skilled in the art of snooker?
Pool, if that word rings a bell.
No, thanks. No, we're tapped, see, man.
Oh.
Oh, in English that means broke, right?
Ah.
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna give you a dollar for what's left of that jacket.
You know, it'd look real nice on our fraternity house wall.
You're gonna be spending next year's tuition on dental work.
GIRL: I think he's too chicken to play.
Carl.
(GIRL MAKING CHICKEN SOUNDS)
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
GIRL: What's the matter? Aren't you gonna play?
Hey, yeah, you got a game, man. You want a game? Come on.
Come on, finish racking 'em up.
You break.
(MUSIC PLAYING ON JUKEBOX)
BOB: Hey, kill that jukebox, will you?
(MUSIC STOPS)
(CROWD PRAISING)
Excuse me, buddy.
Try the combination.
MAN: Combination! Hey, Bob...
Get on your game, Bob.
Trying for the five ball, straight down.
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
Oh! I missed. Nobody's perfect.
CARL: Your turn.
GIRL: All right, Bob.
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
Oh, I can't believe it. You missed your first shot.
Yeah.
Listen, you want to put $10 on this three ball?
Just shoot, all right?
(CARL LAUGHING)
(CROWD HECKLING)
MAN: He ain't gonna make it, he ain't gonna make it.
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
That only leaves the eight ball, don't it?
Try it straight down.
(CROWD CHEERS)
What do you say, double or nothing, huh?
Double or nothing. Sure, you got it.
Come on, rack 'em up again. Carl.
Just a second.
No. Now.
What's the matter, man? I'm wiping this guy.
I know. Yeah, well, you've proved your point. Now, isn't that enough?
Listen, after cracking me about my colors, I'm gonna wipe his nose in it.
Fine. Good. And after you win this game, then what?
We go to fist city. Right? Right, yeah.
Is it worth it? Hmm?
Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
There's other ways of doing things.
(SIGHING)
CARL: Hey, guys.
This game is getting a little too serious, maybe, huh?
I'll tell you what, I'm gonna take out $5 for gas.
And we'll drink up the rest. What do you say?
What's the matter? Don't you think I can afford to lose all that money?
Well, you said it, I didn't.
Yeah, well, get on with the game then, all right?
No, I don't think so. You see, 'cause me and my partner here, we gotta split.
Yeah, we do. Yeah, well...
Why don't you just take an order of dip
to go?
(CROWD LAUGHING)
Mmm.
Boy, it looks good enough to eat, don't it?
(BOB LAUGHING)
I like to do it your way. But now, we do it mine.
(GIRLS SHRIEKING)
(CRASHING)
Hey, wait, hold it. He's got a broken arm!
(GIRLS SCREAMING)
GIRL: Hit him again, Bob!
(GROANS)
(GASPING)
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
Tough biker!
(LAUGHING)
All right.
Let's get him again.
(SCREAMING)
(ROARS)
(SCREAMING)
(GROWLING)
No, no!
(EXCLAIMING)
(GROWLING)
MAN 1: Where's he going? Where's he going?
MAN 2: He's coming back. He's coming back here!
(CROWD SCREAMING)
(ROARS)
CARL: David!
(GRUNTING)
Hey, David!
David!
Hey, David. Yeah!
Hey, where'd you get off to, pilgrim?
I was starting to get worried about you.
Well, two guys threw me over the bar. Tore my shirt right off my body.
Yeah, I don't blame you for splitting.
I would have done the same thing if that guy hadn't sucker-punched me.
Listen, you ain't gonna believe what happened.
I phase in for a sec, right, before I go back out?
Yeah. And, uh...
There's this guy...
And he lifts up the whole bar.
(CHUCKLING) And the guy is green.
Green? I'm telling you, man.
This guy is kelly green!
Are you serious?
Are you kidding me? Am I serious? This guy is bigger than a semi!
(CARL PANTING)
He's got no neck, man. He's bigger than a mountain. He's a walking tree, this guy!
Let's get out of here. Let's split before it comes back, man.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Hey, listen. Don't you believe me?
Yeah, I believe you. You don't believe me, do you?
I do believe you.
Looks like one of our brothers had himself a party here.
You wanna tell me about it?
(STAMMERING)
(LAUGHING)
Weird, man.
You ever get that chilly feeling up your backbone
like somebody's watching you, or something?
Sometimes, yeah.
Hey, man, when we get up to the farm,
I'm gonna take you down, have a long talk with you.
And this time you're gonna tell me all about yourself, okay?
I'm afraid there's not that much to tell.
Yeah, sure. And I was high school homecoming queen.
(CHUCKLING)
Congratulations.
Listen, if we head up to Highway 14...
Police! Freeze!
You're under arrest.
Any idea why they haven't booked us yet?
Don't worry. They will.
They haven't even asked us for any ID.
Don't tell me. You don't got none, right?
What happens when they run a make and take prints?
I don't know.
Oh, man, this is gonna be a bigger hassle than I thought.
A lot bigger hassle.
You're a long ways from home, aren't you, Carl?
Who's your friend?
David,
Agent Fitzgerald.
Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
So you're the reason we got busted, huh?
Mmm-hmm. There's a statewide APB on your bike plates.
It's nice to be wanted.
Come on, Rivers. I want to talk.
You can go.
I'll wait for you outside.
Come on.
Okay, I want to know where the guns came from,
who was selling them,
and who else was in the market for hot army machine guns.
If I wanted to start singing at this age,
it'd be country and western, and it sure the hell wouldn't be with you.
Besides, if you already know about the gun deal,
you already got a rat fink!
Not inside the club.
I don't want you, Rivers. I want the rest of them.
Especially Johnny and Doc.
Well, you ain't getting 'em from me.
Yeah? The federal drug boys tell me Johnny's been having some meetings.
They say he wants the Barbarians to branch out, open a new business.
Selling even harder stuff than guns.
No deal. And there's nothing you can offer me to make one. So, you got that?
What about your life?
They believe you're the fink, Carl.
(SCOFFING)
(DOOR OPENING)
(DOOR SLAMS)
Yeah, he's just left the building.
Just stay close to him, will you? We'll keep in touch.
How'd it go?
Oh, great. Yeah, just great.
I'd be better off back in there.
What happened?
Remember that gun deal I told you about?
Yeah.
Well, it seems that the feds come down and Johnny convinced my brothers that...
That I finked on them. So, now the club's after me.
(EXCLAIMS)
And old Fitz in there, he said he'd be happy to protect me, if I turned evidence.
You turned him down?
Damn right I did.
So, what are we gonna do?
We?
We ain't gonna do nothing.
This is my trouble, and it's not yours.
Look, I'll take you to the crossroads. And...
Come on, the bike's down the street.
Hey, how you gonna ride?
Oh, well, I'll fake it.
Where you gonna go?
Well, I'm gonna flat out for the farm and I'll be all right once I get there.
I don't think...
Think? Think? Man, hell, there ain't no time to think, okay?
They're gonna be out for blood, man.
Come on, let's get out of here.
JOHNNY: I hear a bike.
That's them!
Punch it out!
CARL: Take a right.
Look out!
JOHNNY: Doc, you and Phil over there.
You two around, behind them. We're gonna nail their tails.
(GROWLING)
(ROARS)
(SCREAMING)
(GROWLS)
(ROARS)
(GROWLING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(ROARS)
MAN: Not my bike, man!
DOC: Look at that. Look at that!
DOC: No, man. Not my bike!
(ROARS)
I ain't never seen colors like that before!
Let's get out of here, man. This guy is bad news.
(ENGINES STARTING)
Oh, come on, start!
(BIKERS SHOUTING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(GROWLING)
(SIRENS WAILING)
COP ON P. A: Everybody, freeze!
(SIRENS WAILING)
COP 2: Police! You're under arrest.
You have the right to remain silent. If you give up the right to remain silent,
anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
You have the right to speak with an attorney
and to have the attorney present during questioning.
If you so desire...
(SIGHING) Hey, what do you need me for, man?
You caught 'em red-handed with hot army weapons.
A few more words from you could add a few more years to their sentences.
You put that idea right where I told you to put the last one.
I thought you'd say that.
Strange.
I'd have been disappointed if you hadn't.
Hey, hey, where did you disappear to, brother?
Oh, yeah, it's cool.
I got my family problems, you got yours, huh?
How come you can ride your bike?
Oh, man, I'm forcing my fingers to work. Shining it on.
Hmm.
Get on, brother.
You going back to the farm?
Yeah.
Which way are you headed?
North.
Well...
I'm afraid I'm going down another road. I'm heading east.
I hope your road's a smooth one.
You too, my friend.
On the farm, do they all, uh, they all wear uniforms too?
(SIGHING) You know, I've been thinking a lot about that.
No, they don't.
Hey, that's not the way brothers shake.
(LAUGHING)
Good luck to you.
(ENGINE STARTING)